Oh weird, the footnotes didn’t post! Footnote 1 was: “I used a random name generator for this.”

Footnote 2 was a bit longer, and reads: This card says “Pull from the tower. Do not replace this block at the top of the tower – remove it from the game instead.” I don’t know if this actually makes it more likely that the tower will fall, but I’ve always felt like it *feels* like it does. So I rolled two tower pulls for this card, to sort of simulate that.